{"id":5452,"date":"2025-10-30T12:07:51","date_gmt":"2025-10-30T11:07:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.tacosorgdrager.nl\/wpblog\/?p=5452"},"modified":"2025-10-30T12:07:55","modified_gmt":"2025-10-30T11:07:55","slug":"gezwam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tacosorgdrager.nl\/wpblog\/gezwam\/","title":{"rendered":"Gezwam"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Ah kijk wat ik vandaag in het bos tegenkwam!
De verkiezingsdebatzwam<\/strong>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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En hier zien we alle lijsttrekkerszwammen met hun standpunten. <\/strong>
Het debat is in volle gang:
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De kleine partijzwammen redden het niet:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Het debat is afgelopen. Iedereen is bekaf:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Behalve de het-kan-w\u00e9l-zwam. Die kan er zo nog 4 jaar tegenaan:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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