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“Naar bed naar bed”, zei Duimelot,
“Eerst nog wat daten”, zei Likkepot,
“Waar zijn de condooms?”, vroeg Lange Jan,
“In grootvaders kastje”, zei Tinderling,
“Die zijn over de datum!”, zei ’t Kleine Ding.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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PS 1 Ben jij een jonge lezer die niet weet waar het bovenstaande een parodie op is? Kijk dan bij vingersprookjes op Wikipedo<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

P.S. 2\u00a0 Weet jij niet wat P.S. betekent? Kijk dan bij deze uitleg<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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